Got my ear to the speaker.

Damn you Giant Bombcast. Out of mild intrigue from the Bombcast’s usual drink tasting session, I had to go out today and find the new Dew-Mocracy voted Mountain Dew flavors. I went to several gas stations around the area and had no luck. In a last attempt before my cheeseburgers became forever joined together with McDonald’s lovely wrapper, I ran into Wal-Mart and only found two of the flavors. I handed my $2.56 to the cashier and with that, lost a little bit of dignity. I really drove 10 miles for a fucking soda. Thanks alot.

Mmmm…